well, in my bio i claim to be a "comedy writer" so i guess i'll write at least one journal entry to back it up.

not that this is of any concern to you, anonymous stalker reading this, but i'm feeling great about starting this new account. truth be told- this is certainly not my first account- but i usually go through at least one account before really getting into the swing of things on any website. no i'm not going to tell you my old account, stalky, it woudn't help you find my school anyway. CUNT. what?

despite the fact that i'ts not exactly my "first" start, i intend to make good on my "fresh" start. starting next week, i should have at least one bad oneshot fanfic posted, and a more serious one in the works. still haven't decided on a series or topic, but it'll probably involve something with either pirates or gay boys. or both. BEST COMBINATION EVER. wait- no, that's 4:00 am and Fire Emblem. And Mountain Dew.

still, it would be a shame to not bless you all with my fake artistic talent also, so i'll piddle around with paint and see what i can come up with. this will also probably have something to do with the above mentioned topics.

there's also the fact that my obsession with webcomics is one psychological bungee jump away from an addiction, so i might test physics and see if i can't actually put writing and drawing the subjects mentioned above together.

now that i've gotten those false promises out of the way, i should probably take a break and sleep for a while. without the above mentioned subjects. unfortunately.